amish crack

Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana

I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast

amish crack by Biceps McLongDong March 30, 2016

Polack don’t crack 

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.

Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!

Polack don’t crack by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019

fanfic crack 

A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.

SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.

"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."

fanfic crack by AliceInCyberLand July 2, 2008

Blacks don't crack 

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.

"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."

Blacks don't crack by TworkFan February 2, 2006

Boob Crack

Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.

"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"

"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"

"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"

person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!

Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.

Boob Crack by Harrison's Girl July 10, 2012

on crack

Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something

Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!

on crack by TheDuke January 25, 2005

internet crack 

Addictive, time consuming web sites that have little or no benefit for abusers except to make them feel good.

MySpace, TagWorld and porn sites are examples of internet crack.

internet crack by the migster January 27, 2006