Dirty Mike

The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed.

I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet!
Check out the Dirty Mike in that toilet.

Dirty Mike by DirtyMike&theBoys May 12, 2013

Fat Mike

Bassist, lead vocals for band NOFX. Runs www.PunkVoter.com
Awesome guy

Fat Mike is an awesome guy.

Fat Mike by AlexOutbreak March 20, 2004

hot mike 

To hot mike is a form of signal reconnaissance. To hot mike means to tap into a cell phone frequency and catch all of the data coming over that frequency. The person that does this can hear all of the calls and the things said near the cellular phone in question. The phone does not have to be physically touched to do this. The perpetrator can tap into a phone without even putting their hands or equipment onto the phone. The only way to temporarily defeat hot miking without having the equipment to scan the connections coming from your cell phone is to turn the phone off.

Is your phone hot miked?

hot mike by Dagan May 30, 2006

Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf

Military phonetic alphabet for "O.M.F.G", a widely used acronym for "Oh My Fucking God".

"Hey bro, bad news. You know the chick who gave you the blowjob under the table at Applebee's the other night? Just found out, she wasn't always a chick..."

"Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf!!"

"Oh, that wasn't the bad news - She has chlamydia."

Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf by |2eadEm&Weep!! August 18, 2008

Crazy Mike 

The act of shitting on a toilet seat at a party, and then smearing it around. Rendering the toilet unusable to women and men to have the beer shits.

Man, some ahole left a crazy mike in the bathroom, and i've got the beer runs!

Crazy Mike by daredeval756 January 7, 2010

Cashout Mike 

Cashout Mike is an up and coming rapper for Massachusetts who got famous from TikTok. He has music on SoundCloud and Spotify with some of his song reaching hundreds of thousands of views.

Stranger: hey grant have you heard Cashout mikes new song?

Grant: No

Cashout Mike by Ymoxy March 29, 2022

Uncle mike 

A man, THE MAN, a hero and an hero, one whose sole presence belittles everyone within 100 yard radius.

Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.

Sit down you Uncle Mike wannabe! Some things you can't mimic!

Uncle mike by Uncle_Mike_Wannabe January 21, 2010