He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
by lane October 3, 2004
Get the Fat Mike mug.
Bassist and main vocalist for the freakin' awesome punk band NOFX. Owns a record label called Fat Wreck Chords, www.punkvoter.com, and hates George Bush and the American government with a passion (good for him! ^^ )
Listen to one of their cd's for an example.. o.O
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
Get the Fat Mike mug.
Bassist, lead vocals for band NOFX. Runs www.PunkVoter.com
Awesome guy
Fat Mike is an awesome guy.
by AlexOutbreak March 20, 2004
Get the Fat Mike mug.
A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche
Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks
by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004
Get the Fat Mike mug.
1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD
We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

by Captain Howdie October 3, 2007
Get the Fat Mike mug.
You are a hippie!
You smell like scum!
Fat Mike is a fat whore who spreads his fat boy ass-cheeks for $$$ for that fatass whore George Soros!
by you hippie douches November 24, 2005
Get the Fat Mike mug.
Fat Mike owns you all.
by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008
Get the Fat Mike mug.