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slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!
by Saria May 25, 2009
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Knox Goggles

The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.
Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.

Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.

Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
by pimptacular March 5, 2010
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Googletrap

A word or phrase placed in a web page with the intention of generating extra traffic via search engines.

Often this word or phrase will be used with the intention of misleading.
In a blog post, relating to wild life, the writer uses the phrase 'humble tits'.

This is a googletrap as it is likely to be hit upon by Googlers looking for unclothed pictures of the TV presenter Kate Humble.
by Meredic Hallett July 9, 2007
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googledge

Knowledge gained by googling, not gained from books or experience. Usually learned for a quick overview of a subject or to answer someone's question and pretend to know more than you really know.
He answered my question with what sounded like googledge, but he didn't really know what he was talking about.
by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009
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googlespell

the art of checking how a word is spelt, by putting it into google. then using the "did you mean" suggestion as the correct spelling.
for example, put didgeriedoo into google and do a search. google replies did you mean "didgeridoo". yes i did google, many thanks. and that is how you googlespell.
by megamelv September 9, 2009
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Googlejerk

Googlejerk (noun) 1. A mostly circular and nonproductive exchange of (usually superficial) links whose actual function is self-gratification of the senders of the links. An validation of the saying, "The biased hyperlink is the tool of choice for the thought-averse and insecure of mind in the 21st century."

A Googlejerk always contains two or more participants.

Each link buttresses a portion of the stance of its sender; sometimes it is chosen based on a prior link from an earlier sender, but always in clear support of a position held prior to the initation of the jerking motion, and never incorporating actual information from a prior link from an opposing jerk participant.

Often, the initiator of each fusillade feels he has made the definitive statement, vanquishing his foe a la Stewart/Colbert. Nonetheless the circular nature of the Googlejerk feeds on itself and continues until... the sense of completion accompanying exhaustion.

To qualify as a Googlejerk, the entire activity must not result in increased understanding, even accidentally, by any participant. The power to sustain the Googlejerk is developed by each participant thru the energetic impulses he gets from reading the jerking activity of the other members of the circle.
Aloysius and Poyndexter never agree on anything, but never change each other's mind. They spend endless hours online, in googlejerks with their tribes, thinking they're going to solve the world's problems.
by Grendol November 24, 2015
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deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.
I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.
by mwallis October 13, 2009
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