Googletrap

A word or phrase placed in a web page with the intention of generating extra traffic via search engines.

Often this word or phrase will be used with the intention of misleading.

In a blog post, relating to wild life, the writer uses the phrase 'humble tits'.

This is a googletrap as it is likely to be hit upon by Googlers looking for unclothed pictures of the TV presenter Kate Humble.

by Meredic Hallett July 9, 2007

Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.

Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.

by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013

Googletrolling

When you see a Social Media comment or conversation about a subject unfamiliar to you, so you quickly put the keywords into Google so you seem far more intelligent about your opinion when you reply.

Googletrolling.
"I didn't know who Zeus was, so I opened a new window and Googletrolled him."

by DetroitLew November 3, 2015

googletipping

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".

Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)

by juzzy_o April 22, 2007

googleslapped

1.) When someone asks a question and another person responds by instructing them to look it up on google.

2.)When someone asks a question online and somone responds with a link to the google website.

1.) Q: "Does anyone know how many contries are in the world?"... A: "Google it"

2.) Q: "How many countries are there?" A: www.google.com

by mmm12 January 3, 2005

googlekrazer

a person who commits themselves to an online battle of wits over a social networking site and uses references from google to validate arguments. This frenzy can last well over an hour and causes the persons involved to become transfixed.

In a status update, a post making a well informed opinion with cited google sources, is instantly and abruptly fact checked and volleyed back to the original author.This causes the original author to reply , so the battle of wits goes back and fourth indefinitely. The winner can be determined by the number of total likes and or positive feedback they receive on their comments. I am a googlekrazer because I am making a definition in the urban dictionary. ( to make a point)

by ThePenLessPoet March 26, 2011

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008