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Titusville, NJ 

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.
"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."
Titusville, NJ by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012
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John Titor 

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.
"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"
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When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.
We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.
titted by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Titusville

A city on Florida's Space Coast that was once a booming metropolis, however it was nearly wiped out in the early 90's after the great invasion of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
Guy 1) Dude, you wanna go have some serious fun tonight

Guy 2) Have you forgotten we live in Titusville

Guy 1) Dammit you're right :(

The two guys proceed to head over to wal-mart where they save lots of money thanks to wal-mart's "Always Low Prices."
Acronym for This Is The Correct Motorcycle. A popular Internet acronym of unknown origin, "TITCM" or sometimes just "Motorcycle", or a picture of a motorcycle, denotes agreement with someone's post. See also TINTCM.
QUOTE=SUE: The best thing to do with an unexpected day off is nothing./QUOTE

TITCM!
TITCM by Weaselpanties April 11, 2008

Titsprung 

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.
Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.
Titsprung by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009

Tittie Lockdown 

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.
Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.
Tittie Lockdown by Marc519 December 7, 2009