epic duck 

Epic Duck was a duck that appeared on Roblox for a short time to celebrate April Fools' Day in 2009.1

Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.

Guy 1: TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!!
Guy 2: wot

epic duck by mik_ November 30, 2021

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand 

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/

You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022

Donald Duck 

If Joe Biden is Joe Vibin, then Donald Trump must be Donald Duck.
Donald Trump nick name is Donald Duck.

Hey did you know Donald Trump is Donald Duck.

Donald Duck by TFCFriendly December 12, 2022

Picking Your Duck 

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

Picking Your Duck by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

Watering the duck 

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

Watering the duck by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Suck a duck ass 

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

Suck a duck ass by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023