tin can 😡

Rory’s enemy
It can box

Someone: Can a match box? No, but a tin can!
Rory: tin can 😡

tin can 😡 by Sobbing mess yeet August 12, 2023

shaking the can 

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

shaking the can by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

spam in the can 

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

spam in the can by don samson December 4, 2009

stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

stuck on the can by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 24, 2012

Slytherin so I can 

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can

Slytherin so I can by Poopdoctor December 10, 2014

I still can't sit down 

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.

Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.

I still can't sit down by Grafikman August 31, 2015

Arizona Tea Can 

Used to refer to an extremely long and thick penis.
This became popular after images of men's cocks compared to an Arizona Tea can became popular online.

He has got an Arizona Tea Can in his pants.

God blessed my boyfriend with an Arizona Tea can dick.

Arizona Tea Can by Gay Cola Girl November 16, 2016