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Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
Alex by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
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Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
Oh alex? Yeah this guy can’t stop making me laugh

Alex is crazy… he once licked the toilet seat
Alex by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
Alex is a interesting character. Only consider a handful of people as friends, since he knows the true meaning of the word friend. Quick to crack jokes and to throw hands. It's just his personality
Shame ,I'm so lucky to be friends with Alex
Alex by TheeGnomie June 27, 2022
Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.
Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up
Alex by Lalabala June 27, 2022
The sweetest, most understanding, kind, hottest guy ever 🌋🌋💗😩🔥🔥
I love you alex!!
Alex by Iykykyk June 27, 2022
Alex dont hurt the black guy because of his colour
Alex by Ur mother 3000 June 27, 2022