by stinson2001 October 10, 2010
Get the smashing some bottles mug.Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.
Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!
Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?
Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!
Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?
Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!
by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011
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A game played by smashing opposing player's sandwiches in a cafeteria-style setting. Any undefended sandwich is eligible for smashing. The rules are as follows:
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
1) You may smash any undefended sandwich.
2) A sandwich is defined as any edible food object comprised of at least two pieces of bread with food-filling.
3) Any sandwich covered by a quarter-sized or larger object is "defended" and is not eligible to be smashed.
*If you smash a defended sandwich, you must provide its owner with one identical new sandwich, and they are entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
4) Any sandwich that has been smashed MUST be eaten by its owner anyway.
*If you get mad, throw the sandwich away or otherwise don't eat the sandwich, your smasher is entitled to karate chop you in the throat.
Additionally, in your own cafeteria setting, you may give individuals the option to opt-in or opt-out of the game of Smashwich at its initiation. If an individual who is not opted-in to the game smashes a sandwich, they are thereby opting in to the game of Smashwich. There is no opting out of the game of Smashwich.
Ian: Dude, Nate's sandwich is undefended."
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
*someone smashes Nate's sandwich*
Nate: Good thing I love flat sandwiches, douchebags...
Ian: YOU CAN'T GET MAD!!! *karate chops Nate in the throat*
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Loki: Dude, Miranda's sandwich is begging for a smash right now...
Lucas: I got this. *spike-and-spreads the sandwich*
Loki: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OPTED IN NOW BITCH *SMASHES LUCAS'S SANDWICH*
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In the game of smashwich, you eat or you die.
by kooteraga October 27, 2013
Get the SMASHWICH mug.When you grab your opponent in Super Smash Bros. after throwing a Pokéball right next to them, and holding them in grabbing position, doing serious damage, as well as throwing your opponent after into a non-avoidable Pokémon after you run out of grabbing time, thus creating more damage.
NOTE: Is applicable to Super Smash Bros. on the N64, Melee on the GameCube, and Brawl on the Wii.
Related: Nintendality, Final Smash
NOTE: Is applicable to Super Smash Bros. on the N64, Melee on the GameCube, and Brawl on the Wii.
Related: Nintendality, Final Smash
Nick: Hey, how did the Super Smash Melee Tournaments go?
Mike: Oh my god, I SmashGrabbed John in the last 10 seconds and threw him into a Charizard!
Nick: How's he taking it?
Mike: Like a champ.
John: *hears them from other room, with tears* FUCK YOU GUYS *runs down the hallway into the bathroom sobbing*
Mike: Oh my god, I SmashGrabbed John in the last 10 seconds and threw him into a Charizard!
Nick: How's he taking it?
Mike: Like a champ.
John: *hears them from other room, with tears* FUCK YOU GUYS *runs down the hallway into the bathroom sobbing*
by Frenzied Flaming Pig January 22, 2014
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