wetfart's definitions

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

saj'd

to take advantage of an intoxicated female you've been given the responsibility to drive home

i woke up to the taxi driver groping my boob, i got saj'd!

by Wetfart November 1, 2008