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Sweet Mummy 

A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.
She doesn’t give head, she is more into a good sweet mummy.
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Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing 

S.L.U.T.—"Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing"—is the second track off of Bea Miller’s chapter three: yellow EP and the official lead single of her second album, Aurora.

The song's lyrics are an implicit reference to slut-shaming, which the singer openly defies.
I love myself, I wanna see it
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
If you don't like what I'm wearing
Well, you're only bothered 'cause you're staring
And you'll never talk me into caring
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it

I'ma do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault if you're scared of a

Sweet little unforgettable thing, unforgettable
Sweet little unforgettable thing, so incredible
No and I'm not sorry, I'm just loving my body
I don't care if you're scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing

I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath trying to change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your colour, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it
...

Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change (No, no, no)
...

Sweet buffalo 

The act of dipping two fingers in the sweet mustard, 2 in the spicy buffalo sauce. Then inserting 2 in the pussy, 2 in the ass.
It's. Up to you which way
I gave that bitch a sweet buffalo, she had a burning ring

Sweet tater’ salad

When you have diarrhea in a full bottle of sunny d, creating a substance similar to sweet potato salad.
“I hated that guy, so i turned his sunny d into a sweet tatersalad

Sweet William

When an individual has diarrhea related to a sickness and shoots diarrhea explosively onto the face or chest of the partner during sex.
Dude, Lance, last night I had food poisoning from eating a Tubbys sub, had explosive diarrhea, couldn’t hold it back, and I ended up giving Michelle a sweet William all over her face when we were doing it…the bitch seemed to like it!
Sweet William by T Riha October 2, 2025

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
Sweet apple massacre by ElliottLava November 12, 2025