throws Mike at it 

The ultimate solution to fixing badly done anime dubs.

1. Find Mike McFarland
2. Kidnap him and take him to your place of residence.
3. Pick him up
4. Throw him at your TV while a badly dubbed anime is on the screen
5. Repeat while yelling "FIX IT!"




Note: This was brought about during a conversation about how much we respect Mike McFarland and the amazing job he is doing on Fullmetal Alchemist. I'd like to add in here a defintion for God reading "God: Mike McFarland" but have person convictions against that.

Person 1: ;_;
Person 3: What's wrong?
Person 1: The Tokyo Mew Mew dub sucks.
Person 2: Too bad Mike isn't working on it.
Person 1: ::picks Mike up and throws him at it:: Fix it!

throws Mike at it by wiremess March 12, 2005

Icey Mike 

There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.

That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!

Icey Mike by Juggalo17 February 12, 2007

Fat Mike

Bassist and main vocalist for the freakin' awesome punk band NOFX. Owns a record label called Fat Wreck Chords, www.punkvoter.com, and hates George Bush and the American government with a passion (good for him! ^^ )

Listen to one of their cd's for an example.. o.O

Fat Mike by Z-chan June 4, 2004

Iron Mike 

A dildoe specifically for the purpose of rectal penetration.

do you think she is going to call you? Oh no, she is probably buying batteries for her Iron Mike right now.

Iron Mike by TOTES MIGOATS October 26, 2011

Mikey-mike

The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.

Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!

Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!

Mikey-mike by Rinkifer January 16, 2011

mad mike 

The state of mind that Michael Shaughnessy achieves after hours of ravenous consumption of alcoholic beverages, normally near blackout stage. There is no stopping this creature once the rampage begins.

"Jesus Christ, Mad Mike has an axe!"

mad mike by omarley April 6, 2009

Highly un-Mike-ly 

Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.

Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?

Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.

Highly un-Mike-ly by Rauchy Rauch March 28, 2008