hipster

a hip person

"i don't understand why everyone hates people that wear shoes that aren't uggs so much."

"because they are hipsters."

"but that girl is just wearing a black sweater and jeans."

"but the jeans aren't hollister."

by everyone calm down March 22, 2009

hipster

anyone who insists they aren't a hipster

Person 1 - "Ugh, I was at this MGMT show last night and there were so many hipsters there!"

Person 2 - "You're a hipster"

Person 1 - "No, I'm definitely not!"

(Person 1 is a hipster.)

by soodoh nimmmm June 4, 2010

Hipster

Hipsters, or anti-conformists with track bikes, can usually be found in groups in the center your town or city, whether they be postin' up straight up smokin' some camels, drinking energy drinks or alcohol to get smashed, just chillin', or going on a bike raid reppin' their area . Most OC Hipsters claim to be liberals and are the most ardent activists, sporting their Obama "Change" T-shirts or wearing their Toms shoes (When Toms are purchased an identical pair is sent to children in Africa) without socks (because they are most likely made by exploited children in sweatshops, or they want to show off their ankle tattoo) thinking that their insignificant lives make a difference (out of school and unemployed). OC Hipsters can definitely be identified by their ripped jean shorts, baseball caps, messy hair, vintage clothes, cigarettes, neon sunglasses, tattoos, messenger bags, Deep V-Neck shirts (to show off their chest tattoos) or D-Necks, amply called douche necks. They listen to Indie/Electro bands you've never heard off (and for good reason because most of them sound like white noise) because they want to be unique and different. They hate their parents, but they definitely love their fixed gear bikes, usually adorning them with promotional stickers or bright colors. They use phrases and words like: "postin up", "chillin", "straight up", "forsure", and "down", because normal vocabulary is so cliche.

Jon: " Hey bro, wanna go post up on our fixies with the crew?"

Brandon: " Jon, you're such a hipster "

by DJPhillyPhil October 19, 2009

hamstermoose

Strange looking animal that is related to the lobstergoose. Hamster head with attached moose antlers and very long moose legs and a moose body. Usually wears a blindfold in case it sees a mirror because of its ugliness. Sometimes wears a sweater and has been known to be gay. Makes a loud noise that can only be heard by dogs.

A hamstermoose is the lobstergooses cousin.

by caroline111 July 19, 2009

hamstery

(adj.) very poetic in nature; more intricate and convoluted than necessary; wordy

Your prose was very hamstery, it ended up 500 words over the limit.

by IMACOW123 October 26, 2009

hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

by beankid January 6, 2010

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011