Hipstercrit

One who brags about having ridiculed hipsters before ridiculing hipsters was cool.

A Hipstercrit might say: "I kneeewww hipsters were so uncool before anyone else even knew what a hipster was. That is so over."

by Bzzzd March 9, 2012

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011

hipstercrit

A person who when called a hipster, denies the plain facts.

Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.

by phonecrispy September 2, 2010

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011

Hipstercrit

A trendy person who jumps on bandwagons just to be popular. Ie a vegan who wears leather or any animal products.

Him: Vegans who wear leather boots and hats don't make sense bro.
Me: Dude that's so Hipstercritical

by Rad Scientist September 24, 2018

Hipstercrite

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

by Luke B May 29, 2013

hipstocrite

Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.

The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.

Sanchez: God, look at that dirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!

Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.

by tilly the terrible February 23, 2010