Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.
The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.
Sanchez: God, look at thatdirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!
Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.