Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

faparatus

Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.

Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.

I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.

Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.

by the wiles December 21, 2013

Fapergeddon

When a gentleman proceeds to 'beat off' until he drops down dead.

Joe: How did he die?
Bill: Ah, it's another case of fapergeddon.

by Not Rated Yet November 2, 2013

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

Fapucino

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.

Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.

by frankfantasia September 17, 2014

fapigue

That strain/pain you feel on your penis when you fap too much within a short period of time. (i.e. Fap fatigue)

This was experienced by many during 2014's Fappening.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen the latest Fappening leaks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, man. I'm was so fapigued last night."

by masterball63 September 23, 2014

Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014