big ass balls

Having a lot of courage or bravery to do something.

He got some big ass balls for asking that girl out.

by Purple8InchCock88812 March 8, 2017

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

beefing your balls

To not be serious or just fucking around

“I got arrested yesterday”

“What really??”
“Nah I’m just beefing your balls”

by QAAADDDDEN September 16, 2017

dust my balls

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.

Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.

by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

flex my balls

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

by White-Rice October 31, 2017

Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

by The silent shart July 2, 2018