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Cunt Snob

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."
by Leviathan7 August 30, 2009
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cunt-fu

Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.

Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.
by M.Blur January 5, 2011
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cunt stench

It is that disgusting odor emanating from most nasty bitches pussies that make most men consider homosexuality.
Maryam: Eat me and I'lle make 'Saturday' today!
Tom: fuck no, bitch! You got the mad cunt stench!
by Adam Azulay February 21, 2007
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cunt bucks

this is the currency used in strip clubs usually $1 or $2. given to strippers in exchange for cunt
Guy: I need some more cunt bucks before i can get more action.
by icecream February 17, 2007
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Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.
Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011
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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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