Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
Get the Smashed Crab Syndromemug. Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia
by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019
Get the Liberal Smashmug. piggy smash is an trash piggy based of game dat minitoon took down so now they want to take dat ze real piggy.
by HaHaMousyGoBrrr October 21, 2020
Get the Piggy Smashmug. by James Gresham November 15, 2023
Get the belly smashedmug. The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.
Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.
Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?
Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?
Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
by debit.servus April 4, 2013
Get the Smashing Daymug. When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
Get the Smash Phonemug. Smash is a word you would use as in breaking something. There's another type of smash which means to hook up with someone.
by shine20 January 12, 2019
Get the Smashmug.