When driving, you ask your wife to Sasha you a drink, she gets one from the cooler, opens it and hand's it to you. All you need to do is enjoy. you return it to your wife and she recaps it, till you want it again
After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."