piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

Rat piss

The last dregs of an assortment of (usually hard) liquors, all combined in one bottle to make enough booze to get properly drunk. it’s like cold duck but for hard liquors. Taste can range from okay to horrendous. An invention borne out of convenience so you don’t have to haul twenty almost-empty bottles to a DIY show. Also useful if you’re nicking booze from somebody and you don’t want them to notice, so you just take a tiny bit from each bottle.

Man, pass the rat piss, I drank through all the beer i brought.

by yllowyllow August 29, 2018

piss dirty

It's when someone fails a piss drug test.

Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?'

Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go!" Mikes bro

Guy#1"I hate drug test, shit belows, Piss dirty!!!"

by luvs2speed69 April 10, 2007

Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

piss dribble

when using the toilet to pass water the piss doesn't completely stop running and it dribbles down your leg or to you bum.

annna: ah i can feel wet in my trackiesthink i piss dribbled a bit.
paddy: o how anoying, do you want some spare panties to change into?

by clara468 April 5, 2008

piss factory

a dog or cat that pisses all over your house.

my dog is a piss factory.

by gangstarr4lyfen June 4, 2009

Cow Piss

Milk

One cold cup of cow piss coming up

by Father Abraham II November 29, 2020