piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin

I gave her a pissed off pirate

by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006

Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024