no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd October 19, 2008

bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon

I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?

by molemanners June 1, 2010

Bacon Burger Dawg

Commonly used as a greeting.

What's up my Bacon Burger Dawg?

by margoRothSpiegelman December 13, 2010

baconacy

(pronounced like vacancy)
An absence of bacon in the home. :( Usually, only found out when there is a strong desire to consume bacon.

We had a unfortunate baconacy at home today. I had to run out and get some bacon ASAP.

by Darksharp November 17, 2010

Bacongate

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"

Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.

by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011