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Bacongate 

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"
Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.
Bacongate by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011
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Baconator Fries 

Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
Ben: "I'm at Wendy's do you want anything?"
Cheyenne: "k buy me baconator fries."
Baconator Fries by Tricky^F November 21, 2017

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

baconatarian 

When your diet only conists of the heavenly goodness called bacon.
person 1- I wonder if you would die if you were a baconatarian from eating so much bacon.

person 2- Who cares? It's probably the coolest and tastiest way to die.
baconatarian by baconequalslife March 13, 2010
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

All Baconator 

A member of an online forum, usually a higher power (moderator, administrator) who has a hatred for women and will cock block the shit out of you; Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason. The word is used as a verb or an action of going all Baconator.
Girl - Hey, guys, check out my new picture
All Baconator - Bitch, please, you ugly.
All Baconator by Ownageee January 26, 2010
Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.
Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.
Baconface by Torchy the Battery Boy December 2, 2010
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