A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.

Look at those two balconites larping over there.
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That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
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I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

Balconite by Jim Raynor and Chuck Norris June 13, 2010

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Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

Balconist by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

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Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

Balconied by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

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balconate

To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.

He got so smashed he balconated himself.

Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him

balconate by APE_CK March 14, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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