Legend cow 

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.

Everyone praise the legend cow.

Legend cow by michihaha January 3, 2017

My cow 

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

My cow by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

slack cow 

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow

slack cow by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017

stumped cow 

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

stumped cow by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

creeping cow 

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

creeping cow by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.

City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.

Leanto cow by aolslayer September 26, 2017

challenge cow 

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.

challenge cow by Matty Ace October 1, 2017