Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
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“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”
by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025
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by cmat1228 January 24, 2025
Get the Donald Blumpkin mug.A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
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Get the Rooftop Blumpkin mug.When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.
In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
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