zach

hes kinda hot sometimes and kinda funny sometimes

Guy: wow is that zach?
Girl: yeah hes hot sometimes

by derpyunivorn January 15, 2026

ballsack zach

A name used towards a person with the name Zach or Zachary to either represent friendliness or aggression. This term can also be shortened to B.S.Z if already known by the specific Zach

Friendly; "Hey ballsack Zach! How's ya doin buddy!"
Aggressive;"hey watch when your going ballsack Zach!"

by Mr. Wiggles giggle May 24, 2017

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

full Zach

When someone gets obnoxiously drunk to the point of no return.

Damn you were wasted last night! You went full Zach!

by Vinnyp1824 May 19, 2018

The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018

Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.

Tomato Zach is salty and mean.

by Santa squad November 14, 2018