Zatching

When you send an email for the purpose of attaching a document to send to someone and you zone on actually attaching the said document.

Ex1

Email: I have attached the document you requested to this email.

Reply Email: Thanks but there's no attachment.

Reply Reply Email: Here it is. Sorry I completly zatched on that last email.

Ex2

Jess: I hate zatching on emails, it makes me feel like a dumbass.

Steve: At least you have all 10 of your fingers.

by Stratis February 18, 2009

Zatch

Webmaster of the internet. Ruler of the interwebs as a whole. Geeks pray to him for good fortune before embarking on technological crusades.

Oh mighty Zatch here my cry! Grant your blessings on this computer build! May my processor be quick and strong!

by Follower of the almighty Zatch February 20, 2009

Zatch

Female genitalia; also used in reference to women (‘zatches’); used as a slang term for ‘snatch’ — similar to the development of ‘zaddy’ from the original ‘daddy’

I was hanging out with my girlfriend, and she told me her zatch is itchy.

by FerdinandTheSea February 9, 2022

Zatch

The ultimate experience by zach. Zatch is latin for ‘zacchus truck’. Zacchus trucks are invented in prague by drunk gelled hair individuals. Saying Zatch five times fast is a sin.

My experience was zatched at a blink of an eye

by Hunkles June 18, 2018

Zatch

short for bitch, beotch, biznatch, etc; a female; etc

Let's go get some 'zatchs dood!

by Richard Puss March 28, 2003

Zatch

Zatch is another word for a broad or female. Derived from the original name BIZATCH.

Gonepostal :Lets urinate on this zatches carpet

Gurbob : rgr that

by Gonepostal May 2, 2005

Zatch

The combination between batting and snatching someone up.

I’ll really zatch that hoe girl she agg asf

by Fearless195643 September 1, 2019