Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

Sir Mike Lewis by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

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Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

Magic Mike Pence by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

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on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

on your bike mike by Herbington August 19, 2016

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