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Crack open a cold one with the boys 

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.
“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”
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Butt-Ass Cold 

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".
I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.
Butt-Ass Cold by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011

Nigger Cold

The condition when the temperatures drop low enough to cause frost-bite therefore causing parts of the body to turn black.
After 10 hours of being exposed to nigger cold temperatures the doctor was left with no choice but to amputate Muddy Mudskipper's toes.
Nigger Cold by luke_kills February 28, 2011

head cold 

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
head cold by pentozali July 1, 2008

Alabama Cold Shower 

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
Alabama Cold Shower by Erutious August 16, 2010

disco cold 

nasal congestion which occurs in the morning after a night of snorting cocaine.
I'll be fine, it's just a disco cold.
disco cold by Anonymous October 30, 2002