Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 2, 2014

flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

by bill September 8, 2003

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005

baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010

D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag

"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."

by lex November 24, 2003

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004