money goggles

what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.
synonymous to beer googles, but for women.

Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club
"She must have her money goggles on."

by thc4166 May 23, 2009

Friend Goggles

The attraction you start to feel towards a friend of the opposite gender who you would not normally find attractive, simply because you hang around them all of the time. Friend Goggles usually result in a regretted hookup.

The cause is usually curiosity.

Sally-"I think I might like George...i'm not sure if it's real or just friend goggles."

by Bombdiggity21 April 15, 2010

Tequila Goggles

When your eyes transform (not literally) after about 6 shots of tequila, and any human in yo sheets is fine.

Every mongoloid she had ever brought home was due to the tequila goggles she wore on previous hammadrunk nights.

by lalalaPOW October 6, 2010

Pussy Goggles

Pussy Goggles is a total disregard for any social interaction that does not directly involve the attention or pursuit of a current love interest. Normally, pussy goggles occurs when a guy meets a new girl and devotes most, if not all, of his time to the girl at the expense of his current group of friends who may feel somewhat abandoned. The Pussy Goggles affliction goes away quickly when the girl dumps the guy and he is left with few social options (if any). He then begins calling all of his old buddies to hang out.

Friend One: "Hey, where's your roommate been lately? The guy's been a ghost for a couple weeks now"
Friend Two: "Oh yeah -- he's got Pussy Goggles for some girl he met during Greek Week".
Friend One: "So he's dissed us for some girl?"
Friend Two: "Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before she dumps his ass and the goggles will fly off post haste!" "We figure he'll call us the day after and will want to hang out" "All of us agreed to freeze him out for a week just to teach him a lesson" LOL

by Waldon Fury December 22, 2012

Jail goggles

When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles

Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!

Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!

by Buster_Hymen81 June 16, 2018

finn goodlett

cutest guy and the sweetest
also swims faster than u can blink
shouldn't be afraid of anything

that finn goodlett really is something

by minhye park December 25, 2019

goggle salute

Another way of waving,saying Hi!,saying thanks,acknowledging a compliment,whilst wearing goggles of any type doing any activity.The goggle salute is done by grasping the lower part of lense frame {right or left} with thumb and upper part with middle finger and moving goggle outwards about 1-2 cm a few times in a jaunty and care free fasion.Usualy accompanied with a smirk,eyebrow arch or other smart-ass look.

"Sebulba gave the un-ruly crowd a Goggle Salute before the start of the Boonta Eve Classic pod race."

" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."

by BEAS. June 4, 2007