Chompalompas

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.

Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas

by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011

comaparative

(adj) The difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

The last two meeting have been the same, in a comaparative sense.

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011

comapare

(v) to determine the difference between two things, as perceived by someone who is deeply unconscious.

"Which Bieber album do you think is best?" "I couldn't comapare them."

by WarrenBluffit November 15, 2011

Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."

"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."

by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013

comaculinargic

the effect ultra-rich food has on an individual after its consumption, producing a sleepy, lethargic, comatose state.

My wife made the most delicious comaculinargic chocolate mousse last night.

by VoiceofReasonability September 19, 2015

Chompant

A person who is eating so ferociously that they have to gasp for air between chews while emitting disturbing gulping sounds from the nose and mouth.

Can you believe that chompant sitting next to us at the restaurant.

by Krista S November 6, 2015

Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016