I can count to potato. 

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

I can count to potato. by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

It's Cool We Can still be friends 

One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.

"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."

Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"

It's Cool We Can still be friends by DiscoTrash August 30, 2006

so you think you can dance 

A show famous for its great dancing and awful music performances.

After hearing terrible performances from Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes and Omarion, I groaned when I received word that Fergie was performing her atrocious new single "London Bridge" on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance.

so you think you can dance by Fredrick T. August 16, 2006

You can never win against a smiling man 

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.

During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

You can never win against a smiling man by Sek March 29, 2005

Beer Can 

A shorter but particularly thick penis.

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."

Beer Can by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007

Black Men Can't Swim 

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

Black Men Can't Swim by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010

rattle can 

A can of spray paint. used for various reasons. Gafitti, huffing, or bad paint jobs.

Tommmy decorated the pike building in rattle can red.

Tommys got the rattle can in his face a lot!

I painted the fender rattle can black.

rattle can by thik May 24, 2007