Coronaless

When something was before or after corona.
This word was made by an eleven-year-old girl named Saima Join.

"I miss when the world was coronaless."
"I can't wait for it to be coronaless again."

by Elizabeth Hanson June 10, 2021

coronary

A fried donut bacon cheeseburger

Dude, that sandwich is a coronary.

by Wordscatter June 17, 2021

corollarlollarollarolla

corolla but its crumpented

the corollarlollarollarollais a niec care

by Holyholes June 24, 2021

Coronavirus

Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.

Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus

by this username sucks July 8, 2021

Coronavirus

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔

Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021

Coronitics

The politicisation of Covid-19 by governments, corporations and individuals who care more about themselves than they do about society.

I understand the evidence backed by medicine and science, but what I’m hearing at the moment sounds like pure Coronitics.

by Captain Einstein July 13, 2021

coronafornication

Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.

Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021