Australian Western Grip 

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".

Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."

Australian Western Grip by Boys Club March 18, 2009

North West 

Washington, Oregon....and some might say Idaho

Most laid back area in the U.S.
Not just trees and rain like some people think...Yes it does rain 9/12 months a year butit doesnt bother us. Punk is very much alive here, REAL punk, grunge is too, Next big place for hip-hop, REAl hip hop, like the SandPeople. Liberal but not lazy, Not too mention the best home grown chronic.

Washington the only state where your an hour away from the desert, beach, mountains, and a major city.

We still rep the West coast and we like to visit California but we like living where were at.

Also home to the best fast food chain ever
BurgerVille, fuck McDonalds, and Burger king.

And you've probably heard right about Idaho, nothing but potatoes.

I <3 the North west.

North West by OneFreshMexican. July 1, 2009

Westview High School 

One of the biggest public high schools in Oregon.
Great in sports, although far from the best.

Nice, smart people overall. Part of the Beaverton School District. Freshman usually come from Stoller, Meadowpark, or Five Oaks Middle School.

Colors are red and blue, the mascot is Wildcats.
Majority is Asian or white, although a pretty diverse school.
Rivals are Sunset and Southridge High School.
An nice and ordinary high school in general.

Westview High School may not have the best football team in Oregon, but the school spirit makes up for it.

Westview High School by IwillnottellyouwhoIam November 20, 2011

western carolina university 

A university that is more than you expect it to be and that can only be found in the WHEE. Home of the Catamount, the UC, a badass baseball team, and the colors gold and purple blending together nicely to represent THE Western Carolina University. Oh yeah, and if you're good enough to get onto our marching band that is saying something, since we are one of the best universities for that in the WORLD.

The Carolina Catamount is Western Carolina University.

western carolina university by Jerica Lee July 24, 2006

Allen West 

A steaming pile of fecal matter that wears a suit.

"What are you wearing?! You look like Allen West!"

Allen West by Max Hamoodi June 9, 2013

West Virginia's Seasons 

In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.

I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day

West Virginia's Seasons by never you mind May 13, 2005

West Virginia 

One of America's poorest states. New Yorkers who claim to be "tolerant" and then make jokes about Appalachians which they would never dare make about blacks or gays deserve a hard punch in the face.

West Virginia has been screwed and betrayed by the rich Bi-Coastal fat cats.

Witness the way the Elites behaved towards Jessica Lynch; they competed to exploit her. The CIA, the Pentagon, Tim Robbins, the Feminists, the Right, the Left, the media, the Metropolitan Elite...all GUILTY of RAPING Jessica Lynch.

Someday, there will be vengeance.

Chuck Yaeger, John Nash, Homer Hickam, Jessica Lynch are famous West Virginians, and are vastly superior to any of the worhtless, parasitic New York intelectuals.

West Virginians don't rape sheep, but New Yorkers raped Jessica Lynch.

West Virginia by A Guy February 5, 2005