The little twat himsen

Paul Daniels.

About the time he wrote '3 is a magic number'

The little twat himsen wrote this one, Paul Daniels. I think

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

stupid fucking twat

Someone who is a total douche this is a whole new level of doucery 👌🏻

Morty is a stupid fucking twat.

by Kool aid man March 12, 2017

tweaked my twat

The feeling of extreme annoyance or anger.

Austin: Spirituality is the same as religion.
Nick: Man, Austin really tweaked my twat.

by Free_Lib March 27, 2015

Twat flower

A woman/slut who's vagina is so dirty that plant like organisms figuratively begin to grow out of it.

"Yo man, Taylor slept with three guys last night, she's such a twat flower."

by MDunk October 18, 2008

Twiddly twat

A very tight twat.

Damn she had an awesome twiddly twat!

by GoofyGoobernuts May 19, 2009

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y March 11, 2011