A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
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Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
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Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
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