retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

by spartan104 June 26, 2008

Duck Snort

When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.

Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"

by Getoutmyfaceho August 18, 2008

duck shit

To talk with flirtatiously, particularly with an internet chat ID dealing with ducks in some way.

Damn, duck was talkin' alot of duck shit today.

by blancmange September 12, 2006

baby ducks

Amazingly soft pussy, often of a chubby girl.

Guy: Man, I fucked that chubby chick from the party three times last night

Guy's Buddy: Good pussy, huh?

Guy: Like baby ducks.

Guy's Buddy: Nice!

by I Fuck Mothers February 21, 2011

Duck Sausage

Swollen lips of an individual from sucking on a male reproductive organ for extended periods of time.

Look at the duck sausage on that guys face. He must be gay!

by We hate the French! February 19, 2015

Duck Tail

A term used for a girls butt that shakes side to side when she walks.

Guy sees girl walking down the hallway, he turns to his friends and says, "Aye, she got a duck tail."

by sj101095 June 20, 2010

Duck Wine

Fanny Juice

No idea where it came from but I used to hear it a lot working behind the bar in the North of England..

It's a really sleezy term and pretty unpleasant when it's a customer asking a young bar girl for a glass of it.

"Can I have a glass of duck wine?" *slap*

by CorneyCornelius May 17, 2010