human stain

One who is very old and not going anywhere.

Guy1: George pisses the fuck out of me

Guy2: Isn't George dead yet? That fucking human stain.

by EmerilMan June 28, 2006

Human Centipede

A delicious snack where a baguette is cut at one end, stuffed full of melted chocolate and then left in the fridge for the the chocolate to harden again, hence fusing the cut baguette back together, and filling it with chocolate.
Its usally made by couples, and eaten together, with one person starting at one end, and the other starting at the other end, until they meet each other in the middle

Boy: Hey, im hungry, wanna make a Human Centipede?
Girl: Sure, there so delicious!
Boy: We should eat ours together!
Girl: Oh yes, that would be great!

by UrbanFiller June 29, 2010

human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

by sfnaln March 6, 2011

dog-human

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

by hannah May 13, 2005

human centipede

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

by Steel Max September 2, 2010

garbage human

Specifically, this nigger right here: youtube/user/SargonofAkkad100

In general, a person who criticises crazy narratives using logic, facts and contextual video evidence.

"You're a garbage human, Sargon." - St. Anita of Sarkeesian, Vidcon 2017

by Izzy_M June 29, 2017

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004