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sarkeesian meltdown 

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.
When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown

sarkeesian effect 

Basement-dwelling neckbeards losing their shit to an apocalyptic degree when mildly criticised by a woman, especially a feminist.
Damn, bro! All she did was ask you to take out the trash, you didn't need to go all Sarkeesian Effect on her!
sarkeesian effect by Nop666 July 19, 2015

Anita Sarkeesian 

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.
Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."

sarkessianesque 

(adjective) deceptive, misrepresented or fraudulent within the field of feminist theory, discourse or on-line activity. synonyms: deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, barratry, chicane, chicanery, craft, double-dealing, dupery, flimflam, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, sham, spuriousness, string, bamboozlement, fourberie, hanky-panky, hoodwinking, song and dance, ear-ring model.

Coined from the activity of Anita Sarkeesion, a one time minor celebrity in the field of gaming and entrepreneurship, based upon asking for money and failing to produce the goods. Was last seen on flight to Panama City April circa 2014.
The analysis of Rape Culture, which failed to address prison rape, was noted for it's sarkessianesque rendering of a false reality that erased males and favoured only the female in any and all environments.

A) Hey! You took my car without consent.
B) So What I was having as sarkessianesque moment, so stop oppressing me with your patriarchal attitudes towards property.

She sat smiling, with a decidedly sarkessianesque grin, as she counted her ill gotten gains.
sarkessianesque by TickleyQuill March 19, 2014
The next great head coach in University of Washington Huskies football, e.g. Steve Sarkisian
In contrast to the shambles Willingham left behind, Sarkisian has the Dawgs in the Top 10.

Locker is completing 72.8% of his passes since Sarkisian took over as head coach!

Honey, I think we should name him "Jesus" or "Sarkisian."

Holy Sarkisian we're going to the Rose Bowl!
Sarkisian by adam hollander December 16, 2008

Sarkeesing 

To use a bunch of suckers on the internet for money through crowdfunding, primarily by generalized attacks on genders and hobbies, then crying to twitter when said victims stand up to you.
Person 1: "Those are some pretty sweet hoop earrings and I like the new hair color, but how can you afford them?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally spent all summer sarkeesing, least I don't have to turn tricks any more."