"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

by Sean92 April 30, 2009

Wating

Wating is w(annabe) dating. You desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.

Rik: Well, I don't understand why I am still single. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites.
Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously wating.

by Donchy November 11, 2014

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Basket-weaving

The process of manually weaving baskets.

Dale Gribble wasn't very good at basket-weaving, so he quit.

by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

Westing

1.When someone gets too messed up and throws up, especially from the consumption of marijuana.

2. Passing out because you drank or smoked too much, then waking up because you need to puke.

"Damn brochacho, you are westing"
".... *no response*..... *Pukes brains out*..."

by WebsterTheCreator September 15, 2011

wating

Pronounced like "waiting". Two individuals who are attracted to one another, though, they can not or will not be considered dating yet. One can jump in and out of the waiting phase since it is not as serious as dating. Like the term waiting, but in a relationship sense.

Joe: Arent you two dating already?
Tom: No, we're wating.

by TheTwixtr January 16, 2017

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009