Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

by Petican August 5, 2019

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 27, 2004

Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

Strawberry Waffle

The act of ordering a sissy ass menu item and acting like your still a man.

Joel are you ordering that strawberry waffle again? Gosh your such a woman!

by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009

Techno Waffle Frisbee

The act of throwing waffles from a moving vehicle in a Frisbee-like way, towards a group of ravers. This was first introduced by Curtis Lepore, who is Vine famous.

Curtis: "TECHNO WAFFLE FRISBEE."

by busterbeans September 3, 2013