buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper
by papadoob March 19, 2009
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debbie upper

Debbie upper is a person that is the opposite of a Debbie downer. very up lifting and happy person
I always try to be a Debbie upper rather than a Debbie downer.
by jjjjhfer80uisjjjjj November 15, 2017
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Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.
by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
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upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
by harrypothead1990 August 02, 2011
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cheerer-upper

Matt is Suzi's cheerer-upper
by slimpig879 March 27, 2007
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Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up
Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers
by Tank42069 July 05, 2018
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