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underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.
We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!
by Claymax2 December 11, 2021
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Underwater Moonlight

He was white and she was white
As only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking
Stupid by a jar
One night in mid August when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song

Past the gun emplacement and the
Bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy til' they
Came out on a beach
Out into the ocean til' they disappeared from view

Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do.

Underwater moonlight, sets the body free
Underwater moonlight, baby you and me

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

He was pink and she was pink
And onward they did row
Didn't see the giant squid, though
It was fairly slow
When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead
The statues took their place, and then they rode back home instead
Underwater moonlight
Take your baby down
Underwater moonlight
Watch your baby drown
With love
And in the moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

Underwater moonlight
Sets the body free
Underwater moonlight
Baby you and me
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
by Death Menace February 15, 2023
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Underline Slopper

Carl: "Yo Stewie, how was your date with Andessa?"
Stewie: "You wont believe me, she gave me the best Underline Slopper ever"
by Seacole June 22, 2023
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underlined

Someone who is so fucking stupid you have no words for them
Person 1: Hey i think that girl over there is blonde yk..
Person 2: Well no shit you underlined twat
by what the fiddlefart February 23, 2024
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underwater

under the water
"The cosmic entity is performing a consensual exorcism underwater
by dingleberry humdinger May 2, 2025
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underware

the underware on the computer was shit
by themadcrystal December 27, 2025
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drug underdose

Taking less than the prescribed medication. This can occur when people cannot afford the medication and take less than is prescribed without supervision. When the prescribed drug that has been taken does not a sufficient does because a significant amount of the active ingredients have been partially or completely removed. When patients are unable to acquire a reliable source they may reduce a prescribed dose and spread the dose out.

A drug underdose can as serious as drug overdose in that it can result in a negative state such as sickness, coma, hospitalization or death.
The problem of drug underdose has increased significantly as people stretch out their existing supply by either cutting the dose or not taking it at the prescribed time.
by mlhiss August 21, 2020
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