Trompwn

Slang for the musical instrument, trombone.

Trompwns absolutely pwn all other instruments with trompwn suicides and lame sexual jokes.

Trompwn player - Wanna hear a good pickup line?

Regular Guy - Ok, sure

Trompwn player - "Hey baby, Trompwns do it in all 7 positions"

Regular Guy - Wow, that simply pwns all other pickup lines. I wish I could play the trompwn..

by bile2 March 3, 2010

Thompsack

Nothing more than a humble carnivore, its only flaw is the compulsive lieing about Killing people and a girls named lauren. It has no chance of re-production due to its VILE smell of urine permanently lingering around its own body. Stay away at all costs due to its NEED for any human contact.

OH NO ... Thompsack
THOMPSACKIOOOOOOO

by TheOneWithTheTruth May 28, 2011

Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.

Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.

by D4DD1E September 5, 2017

trompled

A terrifying combination of being stomped and trampled.

Simba almost got trompled by that stampede of Wildebeests.

by GenovaOne June 26, 2017

Tompa

An ingrown hair on your chode.

Due to underwear that chafed his undercarriage, Bill developed a tompa.

by MDavidson April 11, 2020

Thompson high school

Thompson high school is a shitty ass school in Alabaster Alabama. They made a fucking billion dollar school and can't afford good WiFi for shit. They also have stupid ass "Go Guardian" on the chromebooks that don't let us be on YouTube, take away school WiFi, THEN assign you EdPuzzles on YouTube. The teachers here hate kids and they admit to it, and one of the sub we have most common THROWS objects at students and the school is aware of this and continues to allow her there. All the little basic girls go smoke in the bathroom, fight and say the N-word and all the other girls complain about boys all day and the guys skip, smoke, and purposely make the teacher mad and mess with them trying to be funny. There's teachers here who yell and cuss nonstop and students here fuck and masturbate all the fucking time and it's annoying as shit. All your shit here will get stolen too and the boys bathroom is ripped apart and ruined.

Yo my shit got stolen from Thompson high school

by Ripbozo!Lbozo March 30, 2022

Twomming

Twomming can legit be anything

Person 1: I'm a real mf ong i'm Twomming
Person 2: What does it mean to be Twomming
Person 1: it can be anything you want it to mean

by MonoTwom June 10, 2022