tidsoptimist

Someone prone to falling into the Planning Fallacy, underestimating the time needed to complete a task because of an optimism bias.

Tidsoptimist: I'm sure we can build the Sydney Opera House in 4 years!

14 years later

Bruh.

by Haomakk January 21, 2021

The Twiddler

When you stick two fingers up a girls ass and move them around like you're digging for buried treasure.

"I gave her the twiddler and got poop on my fingers!"

by Big Giant Clams October 18, 2008

Fuck Twins

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010

Wiener Twins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Twins when they engage in lovemaking with one female partner at the same time, in a spitroast or other position.

The gentlemen in question also become Wiener Brothers, but to a greater degree and with a far more powerful bond than your average pair of Wiener Brothers.

While not exactly at the same time, a Houdini 2 or houdini cheesecake both count.

Jay: hey Jeeves, guess what!
Jeeves: uhh, what?
Jay: me & Aaron spitroasted Barbara last night!
Aaron: WIENER TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone: hoorayyyy!

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.

While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.

by bosswoman December 28, 2014

little jimmy and the twins

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis

He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

by Little Jimmy and the Twins April 20, 2018

Olsen twins

The Olsen twins are the twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. As babies they were took to audition for 'Full House', and they got the role because "they were the only ones who didn't cry". When 'Full House' finished, they had a line of really bad movies and were merchandised to the brim, as they had a massive fan-base. Up until they were 18 they had a squeeky clean image. Then they started doing drugs (allegedly) and become anorexic (Mary-Kate at least). Now, they seem to have vanished off the face of the Earth. You don't see the anymore. They are both focusing on fashion now (fashion book, fashion lines etc) and Mary-Kate has had a few roles in the likes of 'Samantha Who?' and 'Weeds'.

(Mary-Kate and Ashley) (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) (Olsen Twins)

by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 6, 2009