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Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.
The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
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Tactical Baptism

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism
by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018
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Tactical Nuke

Mostly known in the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2". This is acquired by getting a 25 Killstreak (25 kills without dieing) on the online multiplayer game modes. When you activate this, there will be a ten second countdown until the match ends and your team automatically wins. This killstreak is basically what made Modern Warfare 2 a camp-fest and surprisingly all shitty players have it on as a killstreak but never get it....
User 1: Omg I am so getting a Tactical Nuke this game!
User 2: Nah you will probably camp to get it you douche nozzle!
User: 1 Stuff you I am a legit noob asshole!
by THisguywhoaddsstuff August 5, 2010
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Practical Vegetarian

A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.
During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.
by yogaps February 19, 2010
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Tactical blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Often abbreviated as "tac-blump"
"Dude you're 0 and 16 what the fuck are you doing?"

"Can't talk right now Rachaels giving me a tactical blumpkin"
by Codplaya May 9, 2010
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tragically epic

adj. describes nouns in a very positive manner. tragically epic is derived from two words: epic and tragically hip
"your sunglasses are tragically epic!"
by annaaisaabel May 20, 2008
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Tactical Chunder

Tactical Chunder: To vomit after alcohol has been absorbed into system to make room for more in stomach
Jamo: Mate, need to do tactical chunder.
Simmo: You bloated already?

Jamo: Yeah, But im the king of chunder mate!
by Mr.TMS March 21, 2011
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