TP-MeMgCl

TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.

Molecular Formula

C5H5ClMgS

Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

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TP Slippage

When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.

Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.

by rotospace July 14, 2015

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tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015

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TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.

I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.

by Arnie Grape March 8, 2021

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Cat TP

The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.

"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."

by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

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