Crappy Tire 

Crappy Tire is know as a slang word to indentify the Canadian retail distributor "Canadian Tire" They call it Crappy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand "mastercraft" being that most of the product is made in China not to mention that the Mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as Walmart.

It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.

Q: "so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car"

A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"

"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"

Crappy Tire by doesn't matter beeyatch January 27, 2010

spare tire 

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman

small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't

spare tire by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

Rollin' Tire 

When a man and women are in a "69" style sex position whilst rolling down a fairly tall hill. The man must "finish" before they get to the bottom.

Man, I almost broke my hip doing the Rollin' Tire with Stacy last night.

Rollin' Tire by Nippin May 2, 2015

Flat tire Sitch 

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

Flat tire Sitch by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

hairy tire 

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

hairy tire by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

Suicide Tire 

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

Suicide Tire by countingcards November 28, 2017

Dominican Tire Shop

A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.

Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.

Dominican Tire Shop by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019